Cheese puffs are a zionist plot to make Iranian women infertile!
Entekhab: Speaking at the Humanities session during Quranic Exhibition in Tehran, Iran's famed social commentator Hassan Abbasi accused zionists of plotting to make Iranian girls infertile by promoting and advertising Cheese puffs and potato chips: "I wonder who is behind paying all this ad money. Every hour of the day our Islamic TV is advertising these products. .. Those who wonder why our infertility clinics are so busy need to look into [cheese puffs and potato chips] being the main food for our girls."
Abbasi also criticized "Western" sciences - humanities, economics, ... - being taught in Iran: "Our esteemed leader, right after the unrest following the 1989 elections told our university professors that Western Sciences do not suite us. Our officials are taught these sciences and the result is the failure of our economy in the hands of our own Central Bank and Economics Ministry ..."