Picking up Iranian girls in the 21st century!
By Max Amini: This discussion came up last night with a few friends while we were chatting and sitting at a hookah bar ( NO, I don't do this every night!). We all agreed that asking a girl for her number is not the best option now a days. The best way however, is to let her know you're interested and ask if you can add her on Facebook. It makes it so much easier to connect, and ultimately you have a much better chance of winning her over.
Sooo, you add her on Facebook... this way, she has access to all of your information and you won’t have to cycle through all of the initial boring introductory questions during your first hang out. This also makes it much easier to get her on a date in the first place.
However, you should know the moment after she accepts your friend request, she’s going to have already judged your style and stalked half of your photos from last Halloween. Just make sure you don’t have anything embarrassing on your wall, like your Spotify feed that says you listened to Justin Bieber’s new album 47 times. You might also want to delete that status you updated about eating 14 Jack in the Box tacos while you were drunk. As matter a fact to ahead and organize an event and surround yourselves with mutual friends so she doesn’t realize you’re an awkward mouth breather! lol... I don't even know you so stop getting sensitive on me!
Do this, and you two will be talking in no time! Oh, and if she's Iranian... there is no right formula. Good Luck!
Max Amini is an Iranian American stand up comedian born in Tucson Arizona and raised on the East Coast. He graduated from UCLA’s school of Theater, Film and Television in 2004. As an actor, Max has numerous film and television credits including NBC’s Heroes, regular appearances on Comedy Central’s Mind of Mencia, and a leading role in the upcoming film Beer Pong. Max performs nightly at comedy clubs in Los Angeles, and you can also catch him in a stand up special currently airing on Showtime.